Hello you poor abandoned readers. We are in the stages of Obohemia where I keep it alive, but only barely. Oh no! Don’t worry, it’ll stay online for a few more years just for archival giggles. Or it might return if/when I get myself to grad school (although it’s bound to take a more composerly turn). Anyway! Can I suggest for your classical/band-oriented music jokes you head over to Tone Deaf if you don’t read it obsessively already? John Bogenschutz has been drawing and writing it since 2008. It’s great! A++, recommend, good work John.

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