This is Corey. Corey is a superhero. Corey is leaving the KWS for bigger and better things with the National Arts Centre Orchestra.

I saw this on the bus on my way to work yesterday and took a picture. Two things: 1) Notice that the appallingly muscular men are flexing on the beach and a skinny, be-suited be-shorted violinist is performing kneeling in the middle. Why is this the case rather than the muscly guys playing? Why bring in bonus skinny nerds? and 2) WHY IS THE KWS NOT ADVERTISING RIGHT NEXT TO THIS?

It would be so funny.